i hate it. it all started when i was a junior in high school. my friends and i went to a school dance and one of them volunteered to hook up all 5 of us. we figured that since her man was helping out with this process, he had better judgment in terms of our "types" and all that stuff. since i was young and not so smart at that time, i never even bothered to ask for a photo. of course, growing up in los angeles, any school dance is going to be an event that mimics the oscars. we all go out in style. so here we are at the school dance and my so-called blind date is right in front of my eyes. he's tall, so that's good. he was skinnier than i was, like for real?! can i at least get some meat and muscle? he talked like he ran the show and thought that we were having a good time. oh, and that time he got drinks (non-alcoholic, of course) for himself and forgot about me. he also took the chair, sat down and had me standing. yea, this will always be my image of a blind date. unless it's derek jeter, enrique iglesias or anyone on my future husband list.
online dating is practically a blind date, only you are some what informed. there's profile photos, and if you're lucky enough (insert sarcasm there), you'll get one with a whole montage of his photos in all angles of life. of course, you e-mail for a little bit or talk on the phone before meeting. the rest is history though when you meet them and you find out that the photos they posted were from college, when they all had hair and buffer bods.
the past couple of weeks, my friends (two different women) have asked me to accompany them on their own dating journey. last week, my friend had me go to this match.com mixer at a local bar, vault. it was alright, but the venue was way too small for the amount of people that were there. plus, she was older than i am, so the demographics were totally not what i would be looking for so yea, basically got a lot of potential sugar daddy hits. LMAO!!
if you follow me on twitter, y'all already heard about this. i'm not gonna say much because i will let social media speak for itself. like i said on twitter, i mostly keep my personal life away from social media, but this one warranted twitter attention. enjoy.

you always have the funniest things going on :)
ReplyDeleteOMG laughing, my apologies for your pain. At least you made light of the situation! lol
ReplyDeleteLOL...From Jr. Hight to Match.com, Just say no to blind dates.
ReplyDeleteI HAD to be on my 2nd shot of Jegiermeister and shaking my ass on the club's dance floor to have MISSED this on Twitter! OMGGGG Idk whether to cringe in pain or laugh hysterically. Yes, your friend owes you a mini shopping spree and a manicure after this. I've had a couple blind dates and more than a few online blind dates, but NOTHING compared to this. =l i feel sorry for you Lol. PS being 27 is no damn excuse. NONEEEEE
ReplyDeleteOhmy I could just imagine how horrible and cringe-inducing the night was for you!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!! i've never been on a blind date and i probably couldn't handle one simply because if the guy were a douche, i'd just get up and leave. at least you had fun tweeting about it :D
ReplyDeleteI have never been on a blind date but I can believe how awkward and hard it would be if you didn't hit it off. Anyone who is on a blind date should have an emergency plan to get them out of the date.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry you had to live through this but if it counts for anything, it was very entertaining to watch it unravel on Twitter haha.
ReplyDeleteIt was hilarious reading your tweets! I guess it was that bad, because you've NEVER done this before #whatadouche
ReplyDeleteomg, that is really funny. hahaha. I don't get why guys date when they're unemployed. Seems like a time to focus on you and get a job THEN try to date. I can't believe you were on your phone that much during this! haha, clearly not a date then. How funny.
ReplyDeletelmfaoooo wow... what a douuchbag!! it was hilarious to read your tweets on this post though! I can't believe I missed this while it was happening since I no longer have twitter! ah!
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...I never would have went.
ReplyDeleteYour friend owes you BIG TIME.